Kids Stork
Kids Stork
and we wonder why we have half a brain cell after having kids?
KID: "Mother, doesn’t God give us our daily bread?"
MOM: "Yes, dear."
KID: "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?"
MOM: "Yes, dear."
KID: "And the stork brings babies?"
MOM: "Why certainly, dear."
KID: "Then what’s the old man hanging around for?"
That's cute!
How can I explain to my kids that they weren’t delivered by a white stork, they popped out of my (bleep)?
Explaining to them that they exited your' womb from your' (bleep) as you call it,will only be painful and embarrasing for them if you taught them that talking about 'that' is painful and embarrasing.Just explain it to them the same way you would explain anything else.The birthing video is a great idea,too.
Grandma Stories - The Farmer & The Stork - Kids Animation
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